十 六 ; shí liù

[getsomesleep]

I should like to assure all those who wonder that the contents of the text over my head do not in any way reflect my thoughts, despite appearance to the contrary. Poor diction aside, I cannot imagine why I should invest so much though in wondering what color of hat would best suit each man or woman I meet; nor do I actually mean to set anyone on fire, in case someone sees any reason to credit that accusation.

My utmost apologies for the inevitable distraction.

-- 火

Comments

[spandexisyouth]

Please do not, either, ever.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

What kind of incentive can you offer me for following that?

[spandexisyouth]

I am hardly going to write that out on the journals! And on Huo's journal page too!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he's curious too.

[spandexisyouth]

Huo is very proper!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

That doesn't mean he's not curious.

[spandexisyouth]

But [long pause.] I doubt that he is but if he is he can say so for himself and I do not think he will so then he would not be interested.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should perv at him, then, so he'll get interested.

[spandexisyouth]

If that is what you wish to do.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Maybe it is.

[getsome-sleep.livejournal.com]

Gai-jūn is far too kind. I am not nearly as virtuous as he claims.

[Being humble again? NO ONE KNOWS.]

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

He usually is too kind.

What sort of impure thoughts and gutterwater taint your brain, Huo-kun?

[getsome-sleep.livejournal.com]

How forthright. Surely gui-Bell does not expect satisfaction from so little coaxing?

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Sure I do. It doesn't take much coaxing to get satisfaction out of Gai-kun.

[spandexisyouth]

[Have ink spatter. Someone didn't think that should be said.]

What? Bell!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

What?

[spandexisyouth]

I am sure that is not something that Huo is interested in hearing!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Sure it is. He's curious, and there's no reason to deny him.

[spandexisyouth]

He is dignified! Talking about things like this is not dignified at all!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not dignified, so if he wants to discuss it, he can blame it on me.

/GOES THERE

[getsome-sleep.livejournal.com]

How unfortunate for Gai-jūn. Has he consulted a healer on the problem?

Re: /GOES THERE

[spandexisyouth]

What? I do not need a healer! There is no problem!

Re: /GOES THERE

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're pleased with the outcome, I guess there's no problem then.

I could check, though, if you'd like to make sure.

Re: /GOES THERE

[spandexisyouth]

THERE IS NO PROBLEM.

And there are FAR BETTER WAYS TO ASK TO GET MY PA You just want to check!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I just want to be sure there isn't anything wrong with my partner.

You're sure you don't want me to look at it? It will only take a couple minutes.