十 六 ; shí liù

[getsomesleep]

I should like to assure all those who wonder that the contents of the text over my head do not in any way reflect my thoughts, despite appearance to the contrary. Poor diction aside, I cannot imagine why I should invest so much though in wondering what color of hat would best suit each man or woman I meet; nor do I actually mean to set anyone on fire, in case someone sees any reason to credit that accusation.

My utmost apologies for the inevitable distraction.

-- 火

Comments

[getsome-sleep.livejournal.com]

No matter. I'm certain that Gai-jūn's heart is in the right place, even if other parts of him might be confused.

[spandexisyouth]

Parts? Plural? What are you trying to say?

[getsome-sleep.livejournal.com]

Give it a moment. It will come to you.

Double entendre? What double entendre?

[spandexisyouth]

What will come to me? How will it come?

/doesn't even try to resist

[getsome-sleep.livejournal.com]

One should think that any parter of gui-Bell would know all about how things come.

LOL. YAY NOT RESISTING

[spandexisyouth]

THAT IS DIFFERENT! I am not

I thought you were dignified! I told Bell that you were! And yet you are teasing just as much as he does!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Goes to show that everyone's a pervert at heart, hm, Gai-kun?

[spandexisyouth]

But they are not! Not everyone is! I am sure!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

But you were sure Huo was 'dignified.' How sure can you be about anyone anymore?

[spandexisyouth]

I am sure about Genius! And Stoneface!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

I'm not so sure about either of those. Stoneface looks like he's probably wicked in bed, and Genius is probably harboring some hidden kinks.

I would have given you the benefit of doubt had you said...Apple or Sailor Moon or something.

[spandexisyouth]

Genius has trouble saying things that I can say. And I refuse to see Stoneface like that.

I was trying to leave Apple and Chibiusa out of this!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Yeah, whatever. Just because Genius calls them man-reactions doesn't mean he doesn't have kinky ways to deal with his own.

[getsome-sleep.livejournal.com]

Really, gui-Bell, the fault is at least partially yours here. You are clearly not keeping pace with your duties as mentor.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Mmm, well, I'm keeping pace just fine. Gai just can't help getting a little distracted at times.

He needs to work on his focus.

[spandexisyouth]

My focus is fine! My focus is superb! No one else in the Sphere focuses enough to do 500 pushups in one go!

stuck out only enough to be considered visibly 'struck through'--still very readable

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Push-ups, sure. How about your focus on push-ins? It's a little bit harder when there's some friction involved then.

[spandexisyouth]

Not even you could do 500 of that.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

We could always find out.

[spandexisyouth]

I challen

And I will do more! So there!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

You better put in your best effort.

[spandexisyouth]

...When do I not?

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Mm. Well, I just want to be sure you aren't getting lazy on me.

[spandexisyouth]

Me? Get lazy? That is you!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Apparently he just needs more opportunities to practice.