getsomesleep: (Alas poor fools)
[personal profile] getsomesleep
It is, I feel, my duty to warn the populace that Souji-jūn is keeping what I can only describe as sense-scouring poison in his shop. He will tell you that it is candy, but you must not believe him. I barely escaped with my tongue.

In other matters, Above-gūniang, I have some errands that are uniquely suited to your skills; if I may see you on this subject, I shall gladly offer payment for your trouble.

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Date: 2011-05-15 12:27 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-05-15 12:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ruby-nova.livejournal.com
Sense-scouring poison? What, like red-hots?

Date: 2011-05-15 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ruby-nova.livejournal.com
Were they spicy or sour?

Date: 2011-05-15 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] getsome-sleep.livejournal.com
It is difficult to describe the experience as a flavor. It most closely resembled biting down on some irate wasps.

Date: 2011-05-15 02:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ruby-nova.livejournal.com
That doesn't sound good at all! But I know some people like candies like that. I'll stick with sweet ones.

I'm Nova, by the way.

Date: 2011-05-18 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] getsome-sleep.livejournal.com
A please, gui-Nova. It is good to know that I am not alone in my preference.

Date: 2011-05-15 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azhdarchidae.livejournal.com
'Poison'?

What do you want?

Date: 2011-05-15 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] getsome-sleep.livejournal.com
It certainly was no sweet.

Nothing that is of interest to the public eye. You have ample landing room by our house, I seem to recall.

Date: 2011-05-15 01:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azhdarchidae.livejournal.com
Why, did he give you a Warhead? Or Toxic Waste? I want to see.

The one with the shaggy roof and the little pasture?

Date: 2011-05-15 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] getsome-sleep.livejournal.com
I am sure that nothing will please the villain more than to recount the tale.

Indeed, near the edge of Melee Island. If it is no inconvenience.

Date: 2011-05-15 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azhdarchidae.livejournal.com
Oh, yeah, me in a candy store...

Eh. All right. If you're sure the shaggy stuff won't get blown off. There's a lot of wind when I land.

Date: 2011-05-15 01:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] getsome-sleep.livejournal.com
There is ample room for your head to slip in. Please do not trouble yourself over any disturbances that you may cause in the shop. Souji-jūn does like his entertainment.

The house is sturdily built, I assure you, despite mysterious warning signs to the contrary.

Date: 2011-05-17 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azhdarchidae.livejournal.com
I'm sure he does. It's probably best for everyone if hardly anyone's there at the time.

I'll see if I can fit it into my schedule.

Date: 2011-05-15 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coughcoughshank.livejournal.com
It was a Super Lemon! They're kind of like Warheads.

Date: 2011-05-15 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] longnosedliar.livejournal.com
Super Lemon? So it's super sour?

[...]

DAITOU, DAITOU! We should have a sour candy eating contest! Whoever can keep the most in their mouth for the longest wins!

Date: 2011-05-16 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coughcoughshank.livejournal.com
We should! As long as I don't have to buy all the candy myself.

Date: 2011-05-18 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] longnosedliar.livejournal.com
Okay! Well, I don't have much money, but candy's pretty cheap... what would be the prize? More candy?

Date: 2011-05-18 08:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coughcoughshank.livejournal.com
We could... but that seems kind of boring. I'll have to think of something better, unless you have any ideas.

Date: 2011-05-17 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azhdarchidae.livejournal.com
Hmm. Are they as strong?

How big are they?

Date: 2011-05-17 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coughcoughshank.livejournal.com
A little stronger, I think. And a touch bigger, and more round.

Date: 2011-05-17 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coughcoughshank.livejournal.com
They're really good, if you like that sort of thing~

Date: 2011-05-17 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azhdarchidae.livejournal.com
I might. Not sure if I can taste sour.

Date: 2011-05-17 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coughcoughshank.livejournal.com
Come by the shop, I'll give you one to try for free.

Date: 2011-05-17 02:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azhdarchidae.livejournal.com
Well then.

Been a while since I went into the Bazaar.

Date: 2011-05-15 04:13 pm (UTC)
lingeringlegacy: (unsettled)
From: [personal profile] lingeringlegacy
Which shop is it?

Date: 2011-05-15 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coughcoughshank.livejournal.com
It's the sweets shop, and it's not mine, Chibiusa-san runs it.

And just because he doesn't like the taste doesn't mean it's poison

Date: 2011-05-16 03:42 am (UTC)
lingeringlegacy: (um really?)
From: [personal profile] lingeringlegacy
Souji, is it? I suppose it is best to get all sides of the story. What happened, really?

Date: 2011-05-16 07:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coughcoughshank.livejournal.com
He doesn't like sweet things, so I gave him a candy that wasn't sweet! He didn't say he didn't like sour things either.

Date: 2011-05-16 10:05 am (UTC)
lingeringlegacy: (awed)
From: [personal profile] lingeringlegacy
If there is really allegation on poisoning, we can get the Watch's Miss Rosalind to examine. But if it's a misunderstanding, I guess it's up to you and Huo to sort out.

Date: 2011-05-16 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coughcoughshank.livejournal.com
I would never try to poison Huo-san, I swear it!

Date: 2011-05-15 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crowsloveapples.livejournal.com
Daitou doesn't give people poison.

Date: 2011-05-18 06:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] getsome-sleep.livejournal.com
Nonetheless, I suggest that gui-Apple be cautious.

Date: 2011-05-15 11:43 pm (UTC)
spandexisyouth: (being loud)
From: [personal profile] spandexisyouth
...Poison? I would not think the candy store would have poison. Chibiusa has more sense than that!

Date: 2011-05-18 06:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] getsome-sleep.livejournal.com
Perhaps it is a question of the exact definition of poison.

Date: 2011-05-18 07:54 am (UTC)
spandexisyouth: (Bring it on)
From: [personal profile] spandexisyouth
Poison is something that makes someone sick or die, used with malicious intent! Chibiusa would never stock such a thing!

Date: 2011-05-18 08:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] getsome-sleep.livejournal.com
While dying seems extreme, I have little doubt that I could find use for that substance in warfare.

Date: 2011-05-19 03:37 am (UTC)
spandexisyouth: (By force of will)
From: [personal profile] spandexisyouth
That is not nice to say about her candy, though.

Date: 2011-05-19 10:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] getsome-sleep.livejournal.com
No doubt most of the candy is wholesome. It is only a small selection which may benefit one who wishes to contaminate water supplies.

Date: 2011-05-19 11:27 pm (UTC)
spandexisyouth: (Bring it on)
From: [personal profile] spandexisyouth
It cannot contaminate the water because it is candy and Chibiusa would never stock something that was actually harmful because that is not who she is at all!

Date: 2011-05-16 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkmoonrabbit.livejournal.com
Poison? There's no way Dai-chan would do that! My shop is good and sweet!

Date: 2011-05-18 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] getsome-sleep.livejournal.com
It is by no means my intention to sully gui-Chibiusa's good name. I may only recommend that she have a word with her employee.

Date: 2011-05-18 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkmoonrabbit.livejournal.com
I wouldn't hire anyone who'd poison candy!

Date: 2011-05-17 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poisondango.livejournal.com
Sounds fun.

Date: 2011-05-18 06:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] getsome-sleep.livejournal.com
I believe that it was, for certain parties.

Date: 2011-05-18 06:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] longnosedliar.livejournal.com
It really is just a candy, Huo. You should be careful what you say, or else the Watch might come and try to take Daitou away!

Date: 2011-05-18 06:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] getsome-sleep.livejournal.com
Might they? How terrible. It was certainly no more my intention, than his was to poison me.
Edited Date: 2011-05-18 06:51 am (UTC)

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