二十一 ; èr shí yī

[getsomesleep]

It is, I feel, my duty to warn the populace that Souji-jūn is keeping what I can only describe as sense-scouring poison in his shop. He will tell you that it is candy, but you must not believe him. I barely escaped with my tongue.

In other matters, Above-gūniang, I have some errands that are uniquely suited to your skills; if I may see you on this subject, I shall gladly offer payment for your trouble.

Comments

[azhdarchidae.livejournal.com]

Why, did he give you a Warhead? Or Toxic Waste? I want to see.

The one with the shaggy roof and the little pasture?

[getsome-sleep.livejournal.com]

I am sure that nothing will please the villain more than to recount the tale.

Indeed, near the edge of Melee Island. If it is no inconvenience.

[azhdarchidae.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, me in a candy store...

Eh. All right. If you're sure the shaggy stuff won't get blown off. There's a lot of wind when I land.

[getsome-sleep.livejournal.com]

There is ample room for your head to slip in. Please do not trouble yourself over any disturbances that you may cause in the shop. Souji-jūn does like his entertainment.

The house is sturdily built, I assure you, despite mysterious warning signs to the contrary.

[azhdarchidae.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he does. It's probably best for everyone if hardly anyone's there at the time.

I'll see if I can fit it into my schedule.

[coughcoughshank.livejournal.com]

It was a Super Lemon! They're kind of like Warheads.

[longnosedliar.livejournal.com]

Super Lemon? So it's super sour?

[...]

DAITOU, DAITOU! We should have a sour candy eating contest! Whoever can keep the most in their mouth for the longest wins!

[coughcoughshank.livejournal.com]

We should! As long as I don't have to buy all the candy myself.

[longnosedliar.livejournal.com]

Okay! Well, I don't have much money, but candy's pretty cheap... what would be the prize? More candy?

[coughcoughshank.livejournal.com]

We could... but that seems kind of boring. I'll have to think of something better, unless you have any ideas.

[azhdarchidae.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Are they as strong?

How big are they?

[coughcoughshank.livejournal.com]

A little stronger, I think. And a touch bigger, and more round.

[azhdarchidae.livejournal.com]

Really?

Hmm.

[coughcoughshank.livejournal.com]

They're really good, if you like that sort of thing~

[azhdarchidae.livejournal.com]

I might. Not sure if I can taste sour.

[coughcoughshank.livejournal.com]

Come by the shop, I'll give you one to try for free.

[azhdarchidae.livejournal.com]

Well then.

Been a while since I went into the Bazaar.