getsomesleep: (Alas poor fools)
Huo [Zhuge Liang, styled Kongming] ([personal profile] getsomesleep) wrote2011-05-15 03:00 pm

二十一 ; èr shí yī

It is, I feel, my duty to warn the populace that Souji-jūn is keeping what I can only describe as sense-scouring poison in his shop. He will tell you that it is candy, but you must not believe him. I barely escaped with my tongue.

In other matters, Above-gūniang, I have some errands that are uniquely suited to your skills; if I may see you on this subject, I shall gladly offer payment for your trouble.

[identity profile] getsome-sleep.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps it is a question of the exact definition of poison.
spandexisyouth: (Bring it on)

[personal profile] spandexisyouth 2011-05-18 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Poison is something that makes someone sick or die, used with malicious intent! Chibiusa would never stock such a thing!

[identity profile] getsome-sleep.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
While dying seems extreme, I have little doubt that I could find use for that substance in warfare.
spandexisyouth: (By force of will)

[personal profile] spandexisyouth 2011-05-19 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
That is not nice to say about her candy, though.

[identity profile] getsome-sleep.livejournal.com 2011-05-19 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
No doubt most of the candy is wholesome. It is only a small selection which may benefit one who wishes to contaminate water supplies.
spandexisyouth: (Bring it on)

[personal profile] spandexisyouth 2011-05-19 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
It cannot contaminate the water because it is candy and Chibiusa would never stock something that was actually harmful because that is not who she is at all!